- Having charges brought against him for beating his wife.
- Trashing a hotel room in a rage after thinking a hooker he was with had stolen his wallet and watch. Said "contractor" looked herself in the bathroom fearing for her life.
- Spending $500,000 on drugs and prostitutes over the past six months.
- Going on a 36-hour drug and porn star spree, which landed him in the hospital.
All of the above, totally fine if you're on a #1 rated sitcom about two brothers and one of their little boys. That families watch. That makes a ton of money. Need to lay everyone on set off (who make a fraction of what Sheen does, incidentally) so he can go to rehab? No worries. Just dandy. Sheen can even speak to the UCLA college baseball team while he's supposedly in said-rehab and tell them to don't do crack, unless they can handle it.
BUT the minute Sheen insults the show's creator off-set, on the radio? No more show.
I mean admittedly his rants were way over the top and insane (I mean, really, Vatican Assassin Warlocks? Everyone knows the Vatican only employs vampires.). But, after all he's done, why would you expect anything else? This is the man who believes that 9/11 was a controlled explosion.
This all just seems so completely fucked up, doesn't it?
This just in: Charlie Sheen is shopping a book. He wants $10 million.